Luna’s Escape Plan: Sponsored by the Prison Laundry Department

The Bold and the Beautiful delivered a chaotic whirlwind from start to finish this week, and Luna was at the center of it. Her latest storyline already felt rushed, confusing, and wildly uneven, but this week pushed things into full parody territory. Luna escaped prison in a laundry cart — yes, a laundry cart — thanks to a guard who appears to have skipped every training course the job requires.

First, the guard let Luna scroll social media on a phone. Then she gave her access to the very laundry system Luna needed to roll right out of the facility. It was a reminder that on this show, the justice system is mostly a prop that exists until it gets in the way of a plot twist.

The entire pregnancy arc has been one long sprint: the conception, the paternity test, and now a prison break timed to terrorize Will and Electra at the beach house. There’s no room for character growth. Everything serves the next shock. Luna has become so difficult to root for that the best move might be to write her off for a while and craft a smarter redemption later. If they can’t do that, then let her actually serve a sentence. Not every character needs a magical pardon.

And with fog rolling in around the beach house, the show appears to be steering Luna toward a tragic accident to generate sympathy — possibly at the expense of her unborn child.

Sheila and Li: From Attempted Murder to Matcha Lattes

The strangest twist of the week? Li and Sheila acting like best friends. These two should never share a meal, a table, or even a parking space. Sheila once tried to kill Li. Now they’re bonding over relationship problems and trading life advice at Il Giardino.

The scenes are entertaining, but they break every bit of logic the show built over decades. If Sheila needs a friend, maybe try someone she hasn’t attempted to flatten with an SUV.

Daphne’s Solo Tour (and Carter’s Whiplash Love Life)

Il Giardino hosted another open mic night, which somehow turned into Daphne’s private concert. Carter watched her sing like he was discovering oxygen for the first time. But the show used this detour mainly to rush him into another romance. One week he is engaged, the next he is heart-eyes over a cabaret set.

Relationships on B&B move at three speeds: glacial, lightning, or upside-down roller coaster.

Final Scoop

Laundry carts, criminal coffee dates, and a cabaret nobody asked for… this week had everything except logic. And honestly? That might be why fans can’t stop watching.